Ok so I lied…
It’s not June 1st.
I decided that since Conan O’Brien was going to be on The Tonight Show for the first time I did not want to steal his thunder.
See what time off turned me in to? A nice person…. scary, right?
And also a foolish person. As you can see - it’s all still the same here. And it will be the same until… well, Hell, I don’t know. And I could care less.
See what time off did to me? I am carefree…scary, right?
And you should know - this was the wrong week for me to come back. I am in the middle of back to back everything… especially Tricking. So much with all the food - I just realized I smell like chicken. And not in a good way.
So I’m here, I’m nice and happy… scary, right?
Don’t worry though - I am still the same Food Whore. Just a little more amped up, I went and got all stupid and got myself a Blackberry. And the damn thing won’t stop ringing - E-mail! Texts! Messages from the Web! I feel like I am walking around with a tiny tour guide in my pocket.
And I made the mistake of telling A Client that yes I do, in fact, text.
OH MY GOSH. 42, that was the last count of texts this week. 42! HUGE MISTAKE PEOPLE.
Huge.
So I’m here - I’m happy - I’m nice - but I am still living in Crazy Town. And a bunch new people have moved in… I can’t wait to tell you about them.
June 5th, 2009 at 6:02 am
So glad your back! I have been checking every day! Looking forward to more stories.
June 5th, 2009 at 6:32 am
Change the Crackberry settings so that you are *not* alerted in any way when you get an email. If it were urgent, it wouldn’t be an email.
June 5th, 2009 at 8:10 am
yay! you’re back!
June 5th, 2009 at 9:08 am
I’m awfully glad you’re back. I really missed you. I don’t have a BlackBerry or anything that “texts” and I think I’m a better person for it! Whore on!
June 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Thrilled you’re back, you’ve been missed. Glad you’re still living in Crazy Town. Awaiting tales of the new residents.
June 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Welcome back - you’ve been greatly missed !
June 6th, 2009 at 4:27 am
I think my phone will text, but I don’t. It is against my religion.
Glad to see you back. Neighborhood wasn’t the same without you on the corner.
June 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Thank G-D! Doing a happy dance!
June 6th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I’m so glad you are back! Your crazy life makes mine seem calm and normal by comparison.
June 7th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
nice to see your back
June 7th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Nice? You? I see that lasting, oh maybe a week. If that long.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Promise me you won’t let any brides know that you can text. PROMISE ME. Do you really want Bridezillas (or their over enthusiastic mothers) texting you at 3am (the day of the wedding, of course) because they want salmon instead of chicken and if it wouldn’t be too much trouble could you make a separate meal for the band? Just bologna sandwiches for them, you know, to reduce the food costs for the reception. Thanks, you’re a doll.
So glad you’re back.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I missed you too! Glad to see you’re back.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Welcome back. You have been missed.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
welcome back! i’ve missed you!
June 8th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
comic relief in my future, good to hear
from you. hooorrayyy
June 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am
you’re Baaaaaaaaack! Happyhappy!
June 10th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Yay!!!!!!!! So happy you are back!